20+ Thought-Provoking Shower Thoughts For The Imaginatively Inclined

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Ally Perry • Writer and Editor
Nov 25, 2021 1:00 PM EST

Whether it's the steam, the soap suds or the fact it gives us some much-needed alone time, the shower is a great place to think. We now know that all those philosophers who were around before the invention of running water were really missing out, as it seems like it brings out the savant in almost everyone. Whatever genius decided those flashes of showering inspiration needed a public forum deserves a medal, not least  because r/ShowerThoughts turned ten years old last month. That's a lot of random strokes of brilliance, and they're still just as good as when they first graced the internet.

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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/DarkStarStorm 3 7 e 12 8 1 1 19 9 O 10 The world is going to smell very different once electric vehicles become commonplace
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    Human body - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/crocodoodles O 1 3 26 2 17 e 19 Stories usually put horns on evil or scary creatures, but in nature only herbivores have horns
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Fluffy_Cat_5174 3 12 2 9 e8 2 the last kid to leave the school bus knows where everyone lives
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/GalenVanHalen 5 S 5 Crystals can actually heal you if you have a salt deficiency.
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    Product - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/hmtheman8908 20 e 8 11 1 S 19 If stress ruins meat, then most humans must taste like garbage.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Vast-Intention 回111 @14 S 161 There is a chance that someone you know will use your death as an excuse to get out of a social obligation they don't want to go to.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/BJntheRV 8 2 4 3 6. 1 Actors start off in commercials playing someone else, but when they've really made it they return to commercials playing themselves.
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/abs-throwaway 1 3 6 13 4 5 A 100lb cat is much scarier than a 100lb dog.
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/MickeyMoose555 9. 6 3 9 If you find a $100 bill on the ground and it takes you a second to pick it up, for that brief moment you are making $360,000 per hour.
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Cosmic_Gumbo 6 2 4 O 5 1 1 Lifetime warranties really mean the company's lifetime, not yours.
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/MotherTreacle3 12 e 10 1 1 3 11 One of the safest ways to cross a minefield is via pogo stick.
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/thelicon 3 2 2 2 e5 Having a fake ID as an adult probably alludes to much worse behavior than having one as a teenager
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Gary_October 3 2 2 2 3 Flat-mooners don't really get that much attention.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Sandman-320 3 1 e3 Because zombies don't have functioning digestive systems, they would theoretically dehydrate very quickly. Therefore they would likely only be dangerous for less than a month before turning into dehydrated immobile zombie raisins
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/zoyaabean 3 4 21 e 3 A world record on who's been dead the longest is the only world record 100% impossible to break.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/zoyaabean 2 4 @2 3 3 The trees cut down to make Jenga blocks are repeatedly forced to relive their own downfalls.
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/TheDragonsBlaze 1 3 3 の2@221 QR codes are the opposite of Captchas. Unreadable to humans but easily interpreted by machines
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/RITZ3969 1 3 4 3 7 1 Taking off your glasses to focus on thinking is the human version of lowering graphics to increase speed
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Mexicannut 3 1 3 1 1 There's no better biodegradable spoon than a tortilla chip.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/PeculiarPete 3 1 2 3 Most of us don't trust strangers yet we trust millions of them to do the right thing while driving on roads and public transport we are using.
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